Coleman quit Starbucks today. I watched him burn his schedule, heh. I like working at the one I work at, I just don’t know if I could handle an only-café store like he was… 

By the way, I chickened out. I gave him the massive amount of raw organic cashews and was like: “WHEN I THINK OF FOOD I THINK OF YOU.” and that was the most romantic thing I think I have ever said to him.

When you’ve had a rough day

And your coworker turns to you and says: “Do you wanna go to a drag show tonight?”

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eggsie:



WHEN WILL MY REFLECTION SHOW HOW SMASHING I AM INSIDE

eggsie:

WHEN WILL MY REFLECTION SHOW HOW SMASHING I AM INSIDE

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porkot:

meanwhile in japan
“hey man i love you, no yaoi”

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Wait
Kathy: Tell your boyfriend to make me a smoothie.
Coleman: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME DO ANYTHING!
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thedailywhat:

No Translation Necessary of the Day: Bill Murray hanging out backstage at Letterman with Korean pop group Girls’ Generation.
[@alex_ogle.]

thedailywhat:

No Translation Necessary of the Day: Bill Murray hanging out backstage at Letterman with Korean pop group Girls’ Generation.

[@alex_ogle.]

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patam0n:


military, shot, married, beaten, no one cares, bipolar, knocked up, depression, girl gone wild, no one fucking likes you, lesbian, gay, whore, nerd, dead, who the fuck are those two. 

patam0n:

military, shot, married, beaten, no one cares, bipolar, knocked up, depression, girl gone wild, no one fucking likes you, lesbian, gay, whore, nerd, dead, who the fuck are those two. 

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me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
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